| # | Title | Rating | Length |
|---|
| 1 | Welcome to the Show- producer:
- Jon Magnusson
- spoken vocals:
- Roger Moore and Graham Norton
- visual appearances:
- Bea Arthur, Honor Blackman , Naomi Campbell , Joan Collins , Bo Derek, Grace Jones, Roger Moore , Graham Norton and Twiggy
- was directed by:
- Steve Smith
- recorded at:
- The London Studios in Lambeth, London , England, United Kingdom
- shot at:
- The London Studios in Lambeth, London , England, United Kingdom
- partial recording of:
- James Bond Theme
- composer:
- Monty Norman
- publisher:
- EMI Music Publishing and EMI United Partnership
- is based on:
- Bad Sign, Good Sign
- music quoted on:
- Chew Me in Grisly Land
- music quoted on:
- Komodo Dragon
- music quoted on:
- Let’s Go Get ’em
- music quoted on:
- Space Doubt
| | 7:38 |
| 2 | Celebrity Guests- producer:
- Jon Magnusson
- spoken vocals:
- Ursula Andress , Honor Blackman , Brenda Blethyn , Naomi Campbell , Judith Chalmers, Joan Collins , Jilly Goolden , Gloria Hunniford, LaToya Jackson, Jacqueline Stallone , Grace Jones, Roger Moore , Trude Mostue , Mo Mowlam , Graham Norton , Jason Priestley , Twiggy , Billy Zane and Sharon Gless (in 2000-01)
- visual appearances:
- Ursula Andress , Honor Blackman , Brenda Blethyn , Naomi Campbell , Judith Chalmers, Joan Collins , Jilly Goolden , Gloria Hunniford, LaToya Jackson, Jacqueline Stallone , Grace Jones, Roger Moore , Trude Mostue , Mo Mowlam , Graham Norton , Jason Priestley , Twiggy , Billy Zane and Sharon Gless (in 2000-01)
- was directed by:
- Steve Smith
- recorded at:
- The London Studios in Lambeth, London , England, United Kingdom
- shot at:
- The London Studios in Lambeth, London , England, United Kingdom
| | 21:11 |
| 3 | The Internet- producer:
- Jon Magnusson
- spoken vocals:
- Graham Norton , Kate O’Mara and Roy Scheider
- visual appearances:
- Naomi Campbell , Graham Norton , Kate O’Mara , Roy Scheider and Twiggy
- was directed by:
- Steve Smith
- recorded at:
- The London Studios in Lambeth, London , England, United Kingdom
- shot at:
- The London Studios in Lambeth, London , England, United Kingdom
| | 8:46 |
| 4 | Phone-a-Freak- producer:
- Jon Magnusson
- lead vocals:
- Grace Jones
- spoken vocals:
- Ursula Andress , Naomi Campbell , Joan Collins , Carrie Fisher, Grace Jones, Graham Norton , Jason Priestley , Roy Scheider , Ivana Trump and Richard Wilson
- visual appearances:
- Ursula Andress , Naomi Campbell , Joan Collins , Carrie Fisher, Grace Jones, Graham Norton , Jason Priestley , Roy Scheider , Ivana Trump and Richard Wilson
- was directed by:
- Steve Smith
- recorded at:
- The London Studios in Lambeth, London , England, United Kingdom
- shot at:
- The London Studios in Lambeth, London , England, United Kingdom
- live partial recording of:
- La Vie en rose
- lyricist:
- Édith Piaf
- composer:
- Louiguy and Édith Piaf
- publisher:
- Éditions Beuscher Arpège and ピアーミュージック
| | 30:40 |
| 5 | Betty- producer:
- Jon Magnusson
- spoken vocals:
- Lynda Carter, Carrie Fisher, Betty Hoskins , Mo Mowlam , Graham Norton and Jason Priestley
- visual appearances:
- Lynda Carter, Joan Collins , Carrie Fisher, Betty Hoskins , Mo Mowlam , Graham Norton , Jason Priestley and Richard Wilson
- was directed by:
- Steve Smith
- recorded at:
- The London Studios in Lambeth, London , England, United Kingdom
- shot at:
- The London Studios in Lambeth, London , England, United Kingdom
| | 4:00 |
| 6 | Miles O’Keeffe- producer:
- Jon Magnusson
- spoken vocals:
- Bo Derek, Graham Norton , Miles O’Keeffe and Roy Scheider
- vocals:
- Engelbert Humperdinck
- performer:
- Miles O’Keeffe
- visual appearances:
- Ursula Andress , Brenda Blethyn , Bo Derek, Graham Norton , Miles O’Keeffe and Roy Scheider
- was directed by:
- Steve Smith
- recorded at:
- The London Studios in Lambeth, London , England, United Kingdom
- shot at:
- The London Studios in Lambeth, London , England, United Kingdom
- partial recording of:
- Quando, quando, quando
- lyricist:
- Alberto Testa
- composer:
- Tony Renis
- translator:
- Pat Boone and Ervin Drake
| | 10:42 |
| 7 | New Year’s Eve- producer:
- Jon Magnusson
- spoken vocals:
- Naomi Campbell , Catherine Deneuve , Julie Goodyear , Jilly Goolden , Michael Learned and Graham Norton
- visual appearances:
- Naomi Campbell , Lynda Carter, Catherine Deneuve , Julie Goodyear , Jilly Goolden , Huey , Michael Learned , Graham Norton , Ivana Trump and Twiggy
- was directed by:
- Steve Smith
- recorded at:
- The London Studios in Lambeth, London , England, United Kingdom
- shot at:
- The London Studios in Lambeth, London , England, United Kingdom
- partial recording of:
- The Waltons
- composer:
- Jerry Goldsmith
| | 6:11 |
| 8 | Interview | | 6:43 |
